Dog Logic

The reason
a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue.
Anonymous

There
is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing
on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings

The average
dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney

Anybody who
doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Franklin Jones

If
your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
Unknown
My dog is worried about the
economy because Alpo is up to $3..00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog
money.
Joe Weinstein

If you pick
up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is
the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain

Dogs are
not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
Phil Pastoret
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